And they all lived happily ever after! M+K finish up their first quadrology and marvel at the fact that (almost) all of their fictional friends survive the final showdown. Plus, The Russian Hunger Games Is a Real Thing and You Can Be a Sponsor; The Original Seven Dwarves’ Names You’ve Never Heard Of; If You Don’t Succeed at Murder, Try, Try Again; and Emperor Kai, You May Now Stab Your Bride.