M+K take to the high seas where they learn the difference between a pirate and a privateer and speculate endlessly about the upcoming Essen Tasch. Plus, Bananas, Redheads, and Other Weird Sailor Superstitions; Ghost Ships and Phantom Crews; If You’re Listening From a Sinking Ship Skip to Minute 34; and Giving Thanks For Our Friendship, Our Followers, YA Fiction, and TSwift.