Meanwhile, back on Karenza, M+K meet the third and final teenage power couple in the ongoing battle against BeiTech. Plus, Enter for a Chance to See Your Name on the Obsidio Casualty List; M Mourns Her Favorite Little Misguided Murderous Robot; Somewhat Inspiring Burial Rituals and Totally Shocking Mass Graves; and Oshiro-Worthy Analogies From the World’s Worst High School Essays.